Mountain Daydreamer Mugs

'I'm from Brixton originally, but the council ruled that lederhosen are hostile to inclusion and diversity.'

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

"I started out on a molehill - What about you?"

'I miss the rarefied atmosphere of Mt. Olympus.'

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

"Mittens, this is what John Muir would call 'a charming little poem of wilderness.'"

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

'It's not a sales chart. It's a diagram of the mountain we use to test our skis.'

'Life is too short to be little.'

'Just how long have you been a mountain guide?'

'You see he slipped off this ledge here, and landed in this ravine.'

'This was to have been Hillary's greatest moment...'

'The meaning of life is heads they win, tails you lose.'

"And, folks, if you'll take a look out the right side of the plane you'll see a cloud that looks exactly like a pirate."

Just another day at Helium Farm

No Action Comics

"Quit worrying about corroborating your sources - it's not as if anyone's going to take all this literally."

"It's no use. I came here to get away from it all."

'According to your resume you're an experienced ranch hand...I knew I should have checked your references!'

Wishing well out of order - Try wishing upon a star.

'I'm sure looking forward to relaxing when we get to the summit.'

"Seriously, Ice-Skating? You want to try out Ice-Skating?!"

Outer Cuteness vs. Inner Cuteness

Fishing Holes

'Oh, I am SO going to put this on my blog!'

"Sure, there are commuting issues! But look at the view!"

'The meaning of life?.. You want the next mountain along.'