Mountain Dweller Pillows

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

'Living up here is the best I can afford -- I'm still paying alimony from three past lives!'

'What is the meaning of life?'

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

Man crawls out of avalanche to see two rescue dogs relaxing.

Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man

OM, SWEET OM

"And to make matters worse, we can't seem to be able to lure a high-end retailer to these parts."

Caution - Falling Rock Musicians.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'Life is great' down on the farm.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Country Bumpkin.

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"Come and get it!"

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

Mohammad's motors

'Have you had a brazilian?'

Florist "Say it with cacti"

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

Upper West Side Story

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."