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"After all the effort we went through to get you a piano, you'd better practice every day!"

Concert Pianist.

Piano Recital

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

A baby playing on a grand piano

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

'Ugh Not Again!'

Music at Home Pt. 1

A man and a woman discussing the skill of the pianist.

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

"I don't want to play for the audience. I want to play for the fans."

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

"Thank you, Sir."

Pianist-boxer

"You play that song once more and I'll break both your hands!"

Vasiliy Lebedev-Kumach

Piano Prompt

Around the piano

"You're welcome."

Beethoven's 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th and Fifth.

'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.'

Camille Saint-Saens

'And all this time you thought she was just being annoying.'

Franz Liszt.

Ludwig von Beethoven

Pianist.

"The big challenge now is to get them to mate in captivity."

"For tonight's performance I have stripped everything, as far as possible, down to the "urtext" edition."

Aleksandr Skiabin

'How's the ringtone coming along, Ludwig?'

Romantic Serenade

The Tyranny of Talent

Livin' just enough, just enough - for th' city...