Mountain Climbing Humorist Mugs

Golf Guru

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Skiing.

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

Irritable trowel syndrome.

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'I've been sitting on this mountain for 25 years, and what I've learned is that true happiness can only be found in the soothing relief of a fast-acting hemorrhoid cream!'

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

Bird Symbol Hunting

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

Pop Top Ice FIshing

LOOK BHIND U!

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

"Have you farted. . . ?"

Fork in the trail.

'I just know baby is getting as much out of this world trip as we are.'

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"

Ranger has sign saying 'Do not feed the bears'. Bear crosses out sign to read 'Feed the bears'.

'I told you: The way down is faster.'

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

'No, I'm his cousin, Sasquash.'

Fly fishing.