Mountain Climber Wannabe Prints

Lance Armstrong.

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Stairlift around cliff face.

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

The Path

Bad times to sneeze

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Recalculating

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

Rubbish and Everest

Danger: Falling animals

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

"I like to stay on top of things."

"I've learned one thing: when an avalanche begins, get into the cave."

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

Man Walking Towards His Goal.

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

Survival kit

In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.

"Progress is coming right along!"

"I started out on a molehill - What about you?"

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

'So what if we don't have running water?!'