Mountain Climber Fanatic Mugs

"Wisdom is growing your hair long so the hairs growing in your ears don't show

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

Stairlift around cliff face.

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

The Path

Bad times to sneeze

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

Recalculating

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Rubbish and Everest

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

"I like to stay on top of things."

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

"I've learned one thing: when an avalanche begins, get into the cave."

Danger: Falling animals

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

'Let me remind you that any advice you receive is protected by copyright and I retain all rights therein.'

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

Survival kit

Kelly couldn't recall mating with a condor, but then there was that New Year's Eve party...

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."

In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

'So what if we don't have running water?!'