Mountain Climber Fanatic Mugs

"Wisdom is growing your hair long so the hairs growing in your ears don't show

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

Stairlift around cliff face.

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

The Path

Bad times to sneeze

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Recalculating

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

Rubbish and Everest

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

Danger: Falling animals

"I like to stay on top of things."

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

"I've learned one thing: when an avalanche begins, get into the cave."

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

Survival kit

In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.

Kelly couldn't recall mating with a condor, but then there was that New Year's Eve party...

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

'So what if we don't have running water?!'

"Hang on—I dropped my car keys."

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'