Mound Strategist Prints

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

When cockroaches go unchecked.

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

That kid's all business.

"I think your going to need a business plan."

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"How could you forget where you buried dad. You do know he has the car keys in his pocket?"

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck."

Warren knew the importance of getting down as low as possible to sight his putts.

"Grog understand supply and demand."

Man discovers the wheel, sort of.

Dummy. Now we have to apply for another grant.

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'

DING DONG!

A misery of mole hills

'You can't pour the boiling oil over them yet - I'm still cooking the chips !'

Cow Pat Planning

'Our firewall barely protects our content.'

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

"Come pick me up. This is going nowhere,"

BE.. All that you can BE...

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

'Listen,kid, you're going to have to lower your standards if you ever want to throw the sleazeball.'