Mouldy Fruit Appreciator Pillows

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

"Just be yourself."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Apple Pie Abduction

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

Banana Split Personality

Ball as water-melon.

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

Peach flirting with a banana.

"Looks like it's time to make the banana bread."

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

William Tell

"Mom says I'm a super fruit."

Banana Smoothie

Lovers dressed as pears

Produce Market. Lots of things are going on with the produce. The tomatoes, as usual, are having a fruit or veggie identity crisis. Though it makes no sense, the apples and oranges are constantly comparing themselves to one another. The plums are happy. Any assignment or position that comes their way is always the best. That potatoes want couches, of course. And the bananas think they should run the market government. Sure, a banana republic!

'Nana!'

A consumer guide to cheese.

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

'I will now read the results of my experiments in fruit genetics. . .'

'It's so nice to see Lance and Darlene back together again - they make such a lovely pear.'

"Dear, will you sprint down to the store and get a box of wheat germ and a pint of yoghurt?"

"So Bob, how is "an apple a day keeps the doctor away" working out for you?"

'Are they fresh?'

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

Paving over the window-box

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 4)

'Is it organic?'

"She's genetically modified, you know."