Motorsports Prints

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

Formula 1.

Car race.

"I can't believe we forgot to pack the car."

Demanding father

The highlight of any given car race.

'After Timmy's Show & Tell, my snapping turtle is going to suck.'

'Well, my advice to you is to get a less powerful sports car.'

Formula one winner runs through finish line,

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

"Don't worry - our EV will win in the long run."

Eighty-nine percent of all NASCAR accidents are caused by distracted cell phone users.

Formula 1.

Under pressure.

'Speed bump ... no sound barrier.'

Greenies - Eat my carbon!

Bob's Driving School.

Formula One kids road rage

Oral test for Formula 1 driver

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

'Need a lift?'

'God's speed.'

'Stop it! You kids stop it this instant, or I will pull this car into the pit, and you will both regret it!'

'Now I know how fast this baby can go.'

"Remember I said don't use this road because the car race was in town!"

"It's supposed to be uncomfortable. It's a sports car!"

"But otherwise I'll bet they lead very dull lives."

Pamplona 500

"We motored over to say hi!"

"The long and the short of it, doctor, is that I'm ready to change from a soccer mom to a Nascar dad."

Abu Dhabi Grand Prix

Snail Monster Truck

"This will be my most daring stunt yet - No healthcare."

"Hurry up, I'll lose the lead!" "Now where did I put those nuts?"

"He has extremely advanced motor skills."