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The rally driver's breakfast

Bob's Driving School.

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

'God's speed.'

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

Smile

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

"I'll bet you were good at making skid marks?"

Le Mans 24 Hour Tiredness can kill, take a break ...

Bowl Games.

Pamplona 500

'Apparently she looks stunning naked'

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

'Think Basics.'

"Did you order a starter?"

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

Pit Stop for Track and Field

'Speed bump ... no sound barrier.'

Micheal Schumacher.

The future Mario Andretti about to be conceived

"Sorry about the excessive saffron — the Jets fumbled on their own 20."

F1 drivers saluting a checkered flag

'Well actually Fred, it started with just ice cream, then I started selling burgers, drinks and bread and it all got out of hand...'

'Enough deodorant! This isn't what a pit crew does!'

Dîner Transportable - plus dessert.

'If you're a driver who likes it all, take a look at this! Sour cream, onions, cheddar cheese, and bacon bits - this baby's loaded!!!'

Encouragement from Crashed Driver

'Needs salt.'

Modified Stocks/Laughing Stocks

Boxer with a pizza

Don't shake.

"In time you will come to see that Football is ballet with taco chips."

Spoiler Alert

Demanding father