Motorcycle Mate T-Shirts

"I now pronounce you bikers, man and wife."

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

Biker At Museum

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

Hell's Angels

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

Signs you may be friends with a sheep....

Family Sidecar

'No, Killa isn't going to make it to bike night, I've convinced him to stay home and watch a romantic movie with me.'

'This plumber you recommended...mate of yours, is he?'

'Hey, scratch my back and I'll scratch your back.'

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

It's good to get together with friends!

"...and if your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump off a cliff?"

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

Bad Hare Day

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

Australian stress counselling.

'If I look a little pale, it's because I just sold enough blood to buy new tires for my bike.'

It's amazing how people slow down when you point a hair dryer at them.

Born to be Wild

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

'I made a list of bikes I want to look at today. You may want to eat before we go, as this may take awhile.'

'He loves hearing me scream.'

'My husband is one of those born again bikers.'

Two Old Boys