Motivational Writer Pillows

Mail Yourself a Card.

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

Inclusive speech

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

"Any questions?"

Go team!

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Go! Means NOW!

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

What else is there to wish for?

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

'Everyone in the company wears one, Yomp! It's what keeps us focused!'

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

Man running in a hamster wheel

'I want to empower you to fulfill your potential! If you can work 16 hours today, then your 20-hours shift tomorrow should really elevate your self-esteem'!

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

'Would you all please congatulate...'

Hanging off every word...

GCSEs

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

'My team likes to see me spring into action.'

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.