Motivational Writer Pillows

Mail Yourself a Card.

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

Inclusive speech

Go team!

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

"Any questions?"

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

Go! Means NOW!

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

What else is there to wish for?

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

'Everyone in the company wears one, Yomp! It's what keeps us focused!'

Man running in a hamster wheel

Gingerbread Business Classes: Think Outside the Fox.

'I want to empower you to fulfill your potential! If you can work 16 hours today, then your 20-hours shift tomorrow should really elevate your self-esteem'!

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

'My team likes to see me spring into action.'

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

GCSEs

Chicken soup for the sole.

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

Hanging off every word...

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."