Motivational Tactics Collector Pillows

'I was hoping for a more sophisticated communications strategy for staff motivation than wearing those in supervisions.'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Gingerbread Business Classes: Think Outside the Fox.

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

"You're a shark! You're a killer! Nothing can stop you! Now get back in that boardroom and apologize."

"Oh, I can be dependable, and for another £200 a week, I can be productive too."

'I want a win-win situation where both wins are ours.'

Stealing thoughts.

Great training inspires employees: 'I see myself doing you job before too long...'

"I believe in the carrot-and-stick approach, Dempsey."

'When I say jump, Hayes, I don't want you to just ask 'How high?' ... I want you to show me!'

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

"Don't compare yourself kid. I may be a hotshot lawyer but it took me eight lives to get here."

'Let's get with it, Miss Ogden -- Spread some papers around on my desk!'

"I now realize that my 'show no mercy' campaign for the corner office was a big mistake."

"So...what's the most important thing about working at Auto y Rod Inc.?"

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

'Note to self: Buy little recorder.'

"Have somebody get rid of that!"

'Ted, I think we need to re-evaluate your carrot.'

Carrot & nose on sticks.

"John, does this mean you've given up looking for work?"

Keep Calm and Cover Your Ass

"What if I told you that everything you knew about slowly going insane on a desert island was wrong?"

'Can I get an AAAAY-OHHH?'

"Frankly I was expecting something a bit more sophisticated..."

"A great leader is a dealer in hope, Fenwick. Remember that."

Think Big: 'It's too small!'

"Sometimes it's important to stop dwelling on your failures and concentrate on your ability to leap over buildings at a single bound."

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it isn't open.

Updated Fables. The Ant And The Grasshopper … And The Mosquito. IRS.

"If you love yourself then you'll never be alone."

Boss: 'Speak up Smythe, I know you've got an opinion, I told you what it was in my email this morning!'

'Basically, the work here is a matter of supply and demand...you upply it when I demand it!'

Today is the first day of the rest of your life, unless you know something we don't.