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"At the 2008 Olympics, Henry Cejudo became the youngest American to win a wrestling gold medal. His mother taught him that desire can trump despair. And then she taught him how to escape her chicken-wing armlock."

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Inclusive speech

"Any questions?"

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Go! Means NOW!

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Gingerbread Business Classes: Think Outside the Fox.

Hanging off every word...

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

The power of now

"Miss Ross, get me a motivational speaker."

Courage. Love.

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

"While we're on the subject of earnings, does anyone have a clever metaphor using the word, 'toilet'?"

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".