Motivational Poster Collector Gifts

Think Big: 'It's too small!'

Today is the first day of the rest of your life, unless you know something we don't.

Reluctant jogger.

Keep Calm and Cover Your Ass

"Have somebody get rid of that!"

'Today is the first day of everybody's life - it's not all just about you, you know!"

International Women's Day

Billy. The Kid.

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

"The Eggsorcist"

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

I love Museum Shops

Wish you were steer!

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

If all else fails, give up.

Postcards from Heaven...

AI

Now showing, the Monster from Space.

"So...what's the most important thing about working at Auto y Rod Inc.?"

A bill poster pasting up a wanted poster of himself.

'Ted, I think we need to re-evaluate your carrot.'

"John, does this mean you've given up looking for work?"

Marlon Brando

'You know how you can never be bothered to read Tim and Sue's postcards?'

Smiley Face.

" - then write 'having a lovely time, wish you were here'..."

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood. Greetings.

'Needs some underarm protection!!'

The Magic Float

Where did you go on your vacation, Al? My personal demons and I chartered a bus and went on a road trip � Didn't you my "greetings from hell" postcard?

Marilyn Manson Fan.

'Neat photo Lucy, I'll put it up in my room... Do you have any drawing pins?'

'Our flight will be delayed a little long, but in the mean time the flight attendants will be offering post cards to send to your friends and family members.'

Stop now and get some new ideas.