Motivational Poster Collector Gifts

Think Big: 'It's too small!'

Today is the first day of the rest of your life, unless you know something we don't.

Keep Calm and Cover Your Ass

"Have somebody get rid of that!"

'Today is the first day of everybody's life - it's not all just about you, you know!"

International Women's Day

Billy. The Kid.

"The Eggsorcist"

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

I love Museum Shops

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

Wish you were steer!

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

If all else fails, give up.

AI

Postcards from Heaven...

"So...what's the most important thing about working at Auto y Rod Inc.?"

A bill poster pasting up a wanted poster of himself.

Now showing, the Monster from Space.

'Ted, I think we need to re-evaluate your carrot.'

"John, does this mean you've given up looking for work?"

'Neat photo Lucy, I'll put it up in my room... Do you have any drawing pins?'

'Needs some underarm protection!!'

The Magic Float

" - then write 'having a lovely time, wish you were here'..."

Smiley Face.

Marilyn Manson Fan.

'You know how you can never be bothered to read Tim and Sue's postcards?'

'Our flight will be delayed a little long, but in the mean time the flight attendants will be offering post cards to send to your friends and family members.'

Stop now and get some new ideas.

The Free range chicken's off but it sent a postcard.

Wanted for Stick Up

"So this is what we call a 'red flag'..."

Fake News: Dear Mam and Dad....Lovely and sunny here, must dash all pubs giving free beer....