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"Stress is often associated with feelings of 'isolation'...It's really important that you see yourself as valued, as useful!"

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

'Well this is awkward.'

'If this is 'Office Team Day' why are we wearing different colours?'

"Half Empty. Half Empty. Half Empty-"

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

"I found the problem with your dryer. . . here are a bunch of socks you probably thought were lost!"

'An OPTIMIST thinks that we're moving towards the best of all possible worlds - a PESSIMIST thinks that we've already arrived.'

"We’re going to have to be very discreet. We don’t travel together, and we don’t dine together."

'Well. I gotta admit, she did say in her profile that she's an old-fashioned girl!'

'Let's go back to your place. I want to put all your CD's into the wrong cases.'

"I always choose immediate gratification over vague rewards at some unspecified time in the future."

"I'm pretty sure the definition leadership is the use of anger to motivate those who are already miserable."

"Why do you always get to be 'half-full' and I have to be 'half empty'!?"

'Okay I'll admit you do look foolish but on positive side you were only one letter out!'

'How to Make Total and Humiliating Failure Work for YOU!'

I'm a 10.5. What, litres?

"He began his career as an interior house painter, and stuck with the tools he was comfortable with."

The Origin of Laundry Day

Never let your girlfriend pack your parachute.

"I'm sorry, I think there's been a typo."

'I'm glad you're enthusiastic and energized by the Monday morning meeting...but you've got to be more of a team player.'

Woman and a dog on a treadmill with a sign reading 'Dinner Is Just Around The Corner'

'Your heart's not really in this job, is it?'

"Skin is easy—shedding long-standing opinions that have been proven wrong is much harder for Bob."

'When I asked to go somewhere nice and warm, I didn't mean inside your trendy jumper.'

"Don't think of yourself as either half full or half empty - you can be both!"

One day in a boat out in the pacific. . . While at the same exact moment in a slum apartment in Brooklyn, N.Y....

Defence VS Offense

"Those are good, but the fire department doesn’t really need a sketch artist."

"A MacArthur, the lecture circuit, and thou!"

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