Motivational Literature Gifts

1/2 Full Foundation: Optimists only need apply.

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"Try not to think of them just as a 'customer' but rather as your only chance of paying your mortgage and putting food on your plate."

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

"I'm a glass-half-empty and I'm leaking."

Always expect the best

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

Team Leader

Great training inspires employees: 'I see myself doing you job before too long...'

A day in the life of Fred Billings, Attack Optimist!

"You can do it!"

'I guess it was a mistake to make them self-starting.'

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

Anxiety of Change

Live, laugh, love

Carrot & nose on sticks.

Manager reading The Little Trainee That Could: 'I think I can, I think I can...'

"You know me. Never criticize,always optimize. The eternal Ms. Masking Tape."

'Seize another day... This one is mine.'

"To set the proper mood, you will now hear Winston Churchill's immortal 'blood, toil, tears and sweat' speech."

'Isn't it how you learnt to swim?'

New Year Revolution

'What's the name of our new mascot again?' 'Mopey.'

Shoot for the moon or die in the vacuum of space

'How long have I worked here? Since the day they threatened to fire me.'

"I'd like to be more of a leader than a follower."

"Panic can also be the mother of invention."

"I'm inspired to try to run a marathon."

Think: Everyone's out to get me.