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'We don't want people getting complacent.'

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

'My team likes to see me spring into action.'

'I believe in a 'carrot and stick' approach to motivation. The carrot is not to use the stick.'

Office temperature.

Dedication to excellence....

Filling the Missile Gap

The words 'Well done ' take seconds to say, but will be long remembered and appreciated.

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

An acceptable level of TV violence.

Master's Degrees of the Universe

Peacock of Productivity

"It's not often you see a sign that is both instructional and inspirational."

The Real Russian history

"Well...I notice a little criticism on my leadership style..."

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

Leadership never hibernates.

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

Rubbish, Poppycock, Balderdash

Cartoon Editor: No, No, No, No, No, No, Maybe.

'Too many cliches? Now hold your horses!'

"He just returned from a motivational seminar."

"I think you need to reboot your carrot."

A man is looking at a sign saying Exhibition of art exhibition jargon.

IF A MOO CAN RISE TO THE TOP, SO CAN I

"Maggots! That's what ya' remind me of! You've gotta want that fish head."

'Before I read the investment committee's report - I would remind everyone that I never asked to be on this damn committee.'

Editor

'It's time once again for the morning motivational roar.'

Graduation at the executioner's school

"They learn how to say 'Gracias' and we're supposed to be thankful."

"Do you mind if I give you feedback?"

Art is a cruel mistress.

Ezra Pound