Motivational Critique Enthusiast T-Shirts

'We don't want people getting complacent.'

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

'My team likes to see me spring into action.'

'I believe in a 'carrot and stick' approach to motivation. The carrot is not to use the stick.'

Dedication to excellence....

Office temperature.

Filling the Missile Gap

The words 'Well done ' take seconds to say, but will be long remembered and appreciated.

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

Master's Degrees of the Universe

Peacock of Productivity

An acceptable level of TV violence.

Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.

"It's not often you see a sign that is both instructional and inspirational."

The Real Russian history

"Well...I notice a little criticism on my leadership style..."

Leadership never hibernates.

Rubbish, Poppycock, Balderdash

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

Cartoon Editor: No, No, No, No, No, No, Maybe.

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

'Too many cliches? Now hold your horses!'

"He just returned from a motivational seminar."

"I think you need to reboot your carrot."

A man is looking at a sign saying Exhibition of art exhibition jargon.

IF A MOO CAN RISE TO THE TOP, SO CAN I

"Maggots! That's what ya' remind me of! You've gotta want that fish head."

'Before I read the investment committee's report - I would remind everyone that I never asked to be on this damn committee.'

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Anthony Rottweiler: Motivational Dog Speaker

"Do you mind if I give you feedback?"

"They learn how to say 'Gracias' and we're supposed to be thankful."

'It's time once again for the morning motivational roar.'

'Your trouble is that you don't appreciate good food.'

Art is a cruel mistress.