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"Krishnan, why is it when you enter my room there's a general absence of hope?"

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'

Team Leader

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

"You haven't been laid off because you're the designated scapegoat."

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

Stealing thoughts.

'In keeping with the team approach, we've traded you for two middle managers to be named later.'

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

Graduation day at Telekinesis School.

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

"We can succeed if our target audience is not made up of rational human beings."

"Prospectus in not spelt P...R...O...A...G...A...N...D...A."

'The good news is consumer confidence is up. And the REALLY good news is consumer gullibility is Way up.'

'It's the philosophy of the company that truth in advertising begins at home.'

'But what do you sell?'

'Remember,Riley-as soon as you clear your desk you may leave early.'

"Your job will be to make these results look Stellar."

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

"Love's OK, but there's no money in it. For the right price, I could help people fall in love with your products."

"Things are getting desperate...we have to do something!"

'Great now put the company logo on the togas and make the building in back look like the Parthenon.'

"Let's be honest here and admit we're targeting the 'stupid-with-their-money' demographic."

"Nihilistic rage motivates me to cling desperately to this job."

"His latest management book was all about controlling the mind...and how you could teach it to construct a new reality..."

"Why am I a nurse? In my former lives I was a mind-reader, a juggler and a scribe."

'Why don't we do what we always do when sales lag, write 'New and improved' on the box...'