Motivation Lover Pillows

A day in the life of Fred Billings, Attack Optimist!

Pep Talks!

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

Zenemies.

'I believe in a 'carrot and stick' approach to motivation. The carrot is not to use the stick.'

'My team likes to see me spring into action.'

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

Dedication to excellence....

'You are a self-starter... problem is, you never finish anything.'

The words 'Well done ' take seconds to say, but will be long remembered and appreciated.

'You need to ask yourself, Am I a pecan or a pecan't?'

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

Peacock of Productivity

"It's not often you see a sign that is both instructional and inspirational."

'Have you been working out?'

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

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'Idealist'

'The trouble is, once you've attained enlightenment, it's all downhill.'

Working from OM.

Ned's Northingness: All the Nothing You Need To Achieve Mindfulness

"Enlightenment can only come when you realize there is more to life than gluten free hot sauce."

Leadership never hibernates.

"He just returned from a motivational seminar."

"Maggots! That's what ya' remind me of! You've gotta want that fish head."

Fitness Guru

"I think you need to reboot your carrot."

'I've overcome my fears of personal mortality and the indifference of the Universe, but I'm still a little worried about those skip-tracers.'

IF A MOO CAN RISE TO THE TOP, SO CAN I

"Remember, we've got to dig down together as a team to create the right foundation that will benefit this entire project as a hole."

"To set the proper mood, you will now hear Winston Churchill's immortal 'blood, toil, tears and sweat' speech."

'Remember, Junior, in business, you're nobody until somebody loathes you.'

"I just attained enlightenment! - Gimme a high-five!"