Motivation Detective Prints

"By the way, some of us have begun to feel that 'Because it's there' is not reason enough."

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

A boy acting suspiciously

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question."

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

"My aloofness is a mask."

'Any day now I'll fix the roof.'

Manual Labor.

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

'Now read that back to me.'

'Of course I love her - but I'm not in love with her.'

"Sure, I can talk. My desk is totally cleared off."

Good Cop, Bad Clown: 'Ok, ok I'll tell you what you want! Just make that creepy clown stop staring at me!'

"You have zero empathy, Carlton. And I can't even begin to imagine what that's like."

'Disappointed? You ask if I'm disappointed? Well, Arthur, after 38 years of patiently peeling away one onion layer after another, I'll admit I HAD hoped there was something more that a tough, green sprout-thingie at your core!'

'She thinks I'm always trying to put her down, but what does she know?'

Kid to mom: 'How come I ask so many questions?'

'What do you mean give the boy a house key? He'll lose it, learn how to break in despite our sophisticated security system and be on his way to a life of crime.'

'Please be quiet while the attempts to locate your head.'

"You seem calm above the surface, but underneath I feel as if you're paddling like hell away from me."

"My teaching skills have improved because their dogs are eating less homework."

'...But I suppose such feelings are normal.'

"I love my unreliable narrator. You?"

For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

'My theory is he's faking sleep in order to get the $50 for the study.'