Motivation Critic Prints

Traditional Management Style.

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

Go team!

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

Go! Means NOW!

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

What else is there to wish for?

'Everyone in the company wears one, Yomp! It's what keeps us focused!'

The prying mantis,

Man running in a hamster wheel

'I want to empower you to fulfill your potential! If you can work 16 hours today, then your 20-hours shift tomorrow should really elevate your self-esteem'!

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

'My team likes to see me spring into action.'

Chicken soup for the sole.

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

'Would you all please congatulate...'

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

"Miss Ross, get me a motivational speaker."

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

Better times ahead.

Dedication to excellence....

"Sir, the staff are all assembled for your pep talk."

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

Tenacity trumps everything!

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

'Thank you, Leo. Nothing like a roar to get us going in the morning.'