Motivation Aficionados Mugs

Cheerleaders from another planet

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Yoga vs. Prosecco

'My team likes to see me spring into action.'

'I believe in a 'carrot and stick' approach to motivation. The carrot is not to use the stick.'

Dedication to excellence....

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

The words 'Well done ' take seconds to say, but will be long remembered and appreciated.

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

Tongue in the ear...

"Yes, I'm sure you do deserve further career advancement. But if I promote you again you'll have my job!"

Peacock of Productivity

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

"It's not often you see a sign that is both instructional and inspirational."

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

Leadership never hibernates.

'I want to reach the number one spot at Google.'

"You said it—everybody heard you."

"I hope you don't think I'm the kind who would hibernate on the first date."

'It's our fifth date, so I'll take a box of impatience.'

"He just returned from a motivational seminar."

"Maggots! That's what ya' remind me of! You've gotta want that fish head."

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

IF A MOO CAN RISE TO THE TOP, SO CAN I

I think my girlfriend is moving in.

"No darling, there's nothing magical in the air, I just farted"

Ted's efforts to get ahead in the company were a dismal failure until he discovered FabCo's 'Claw Your Way to the Top' time-management software.

"I think you need to reboot your carrot."

Man with a 'Think bigger' sign has a bigger office than a man with a 'Think big' sign.

'Son, there's more to life than dunking, There's also making big money from ads, like Yao Ming'