Motivated Spirit T-Shirts

Reach for the Star.

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

'He's maturing early.'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

Women of the Wilderness

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

"Miriam keeps me young."

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

'No! - You can't build sand castles!'

Pioneers of the ancient west

"I need you to line up by attention span."

'It's a very hot item, right now.'

Hit Me

The Ageing Process.

'...and ski conditions will be excellent on city streets today.'

Dniel Boone makes an involuntary fashion statement.

Too young to be a grandma

Broken ankle.

'My startup could really use a pioneer type like you.'

Fortune Favours the Brave

Early American Think Tank.