Motivated Spirit T-Shirts

Reach for the Star.

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

'He's maturing early.'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Women of the Wilderness

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

"Miriam keeps me young."

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

'No! - You can't build sand castles!'

Pioneers of the ancient west

Ant holds up the word 'TRIUMPH'.

"I need you to line up by attention span."

Too young to be a grandma

"Baseball is boring."

Hit Me

'...and ski conditions will be excellent on city streets today.'

Lemonade/Prune-aid

'It's a very hot item, right now.'

Dniel Boone makes an involuntary fashion statement.

The Ageing Process.

Broken ankle.

'My startup could really use a pioneer type like you.'

Fortune Favours the Brave