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"Balance is essential, Ray. For example, this week, my life is purpost-driven, and I'll follow that with seven days of aimless drifting!"

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Apples for sale

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

Drool Marks

"#Win!"

Creative department

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

Ice skater

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

Direct Marketing...

'Okay, okay, be patient!'

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

Trade Show Sherpas

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

Corporate Team Building. Team. Hey, everybody, I've just been told our CEO fled the country while we've been doing our truth exercises.

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner."

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

"Just go with the workflow."

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

Time Out For Teddy

'Sorry to interrupt Dixon - but this is not what I meant when I said this company needed more blue-sky thinking!'

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

"Someone, call the office and see if we can get a fresh carrot."

Standard Life Aberdeen Rebrand