Motivated Couch Potatoes T-Shirts

"You have to start exercising. Running your mouth, skipping breakfast, and jumping to conclusions doesn't count."

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

Homo Zapiens

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

Unconditional Loveseat

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Ultra-lazy sloth

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

"I'm SO lazy, I married a pregnant woman. . . !"

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

"Hang on, I'll get him for you."

It's hammerhead time

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

Campaign 2016

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

"He's fine, Ma'm."

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

Hey, I could get used to this couch potato thing.

"There's the remote!"

Pizza delivery boy coming out of the television.