Motivated Couch Potatoes Prints

"You have to start exercising. Running your mouth, skipping breakfast, and jumping to conclusions doesn't count."

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Unconditional Loveseat

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

Ultra-lazy sloth

Homo Zapiens

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"I'm SO lazy, I married a pregnant woman. . . !"

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

"Hang on, I'll get him for you."

It's hammerhead time

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

We never fly anywhere anymore.

Campaign 2016

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

"He's fine, Ma'm."

"There's the remote!"

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

Pizza delivery boy coming out of the television.