Motivated By Treats T-Shirts

'Consider it part of a stimulus package. Do a good job cleaning out the gutters and you get the hole box.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

You're the puff in my pastry!

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

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Two boys eating ice cream

"I don't usually like green food, but that looks pretty good."

"It's a dessert island...!"

'Jam roly-poly, treacle tart, ice cream... We're in luck, it's a dessert island.'

"Salt lick lollipops! Thanks Mum!"

What do you wish for next year?

"I once dropped my cousin on a hotplate, just to watch him melt."

"Oh, baby, hot caramel? You're going to dip me in hot caramel? I'll be right over."

'The Tooth Fairy and her evil twin, the Sweet-Tooth Fairy.'

'I can't remember a day this hot, can you?'

"But I had to eat all the cookies. I'm in training for Halloween!"

'They're not so much chewy as inedible.'

Bear sucks maple sugar from tree.

"Fortunately for me, I can't get enough of this song."

'What's the in flavor with the young crowd these days?'

'Cheer-up, buddy! I'll just betcha after bankruptcy and restructuring, your iconic snack cake will be back in that vending machine.'

If you're bothered by the guilt, I can put two scoops of real butter pecan ice cream in one of our Lo-Cal Fat-Free cups.

Grandson more interested in sweets than love

'I feel smaller already.'

"Sorry kids, since my freezer's broken, if you want ice cream it only makes sense for me to charge you milkshake price."

"This is serious butter pecan!"

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