Motherhood Humor Fan Prints

"Got any cravings?"

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

The Poky Little Pupa.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

"I need to know who started it."

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

'The cool thing about being a kangaroo is that I can actually watch my baby grow...'

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

"On no, the baby's breach!!"

Maternity Ward

Womb service: A special room service for pregnant Women

'Mom is feeling sick. She caught a baby.'

'Push, dear! The child will be late for pre-school!'

Chilly baby.

"Sure, Mom, I'll eat first, but then can we discuss my 'overseas adoption'?"

Baby on Board

'I did tell you there were speed bumps in this via.'

'I think it may be a limited edition.'

'Please tell me I'm adopted.'

'All I want for Christmas is my old shape back again.'

'Breastfeeding twins doesn't sound that hard to me...'

"Michael, do your dinner."

'Go on Darling, play in the soil-pit for a while...'

'Until I met your Mom, yes.'

"What happens if you get the headphones in the wrong ear?"

'My mom invented baths!'

'Oooh, I love what you've done with your hair...That top looks lovely on you and have you lost weight?'

"No arguing mister! I want you to eat at least one pea!"

'Yeachh! This isn't easy when they're not potty trained.'

"It's a special place where they check the eyes in the back of their heads."

"Is this because I didn’t eat my kale?"

'Which one is yours?'

"This dog has wheels!"

'Gee, mom, how DID that happen? Maybe we better Google it!'

"You wanted me to mow all the grass?"