Mother-son Duo Mugs

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

"Mom can really push my buttons. She installed them."

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

"All Vangundy is or ever shall be he owes to his mother."

"I was thinking of joining a parenting class."

'Now that I'm King, no more of that 'Eddie' stuff, Mom.'

"Now pay attention when mother is speaking, Hubert!"

"Can Mommy borrow your baby-blue pinafore tonight, sweetie?"

"I don't think so, Ted!"

"Look that way! From the ground you can look up."

Good disciplinarian gaining respect vs. scary nutcase.

'It's a tough world, son. You inflate. You get kicked around all your life. Then one day - bam! You deflate.'

As a boy, Isaac Newton ignored his father's advice to persevere, preferring instead to let things drop.

I had a very happy childhood, until last week when my mommy kicked me out.

"You can be whatever you want to be, but you'll probably turn out like me."

'Your father and I would rather you didn't go out tonight,Jessica dear!'

'He came back home. Ran out of money.'

"Daddy, would you text me a bedtime story?"

"Mom's new boyfriend wants to take me tropical beach fishing."

'Float this last lower left premolar, will you please?'

'A cow is called 'productive livestock' because it gives milk. Parents are productive livestock, too, because they give pocket money.'

"Sure I'll teach you how to work your new computer, Dad. Of course, there'll be tuition."

'Ronan Keating just called - but it was a wrong number!'

The world's #1 motivational speaker

"When I'm too busy in the best time!"