Mother Returning To Workforce Mugs

'Your CV says in your last job you were responsible for...'

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Supermom.

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

"Have you and Tim picked out a name for the career obstacle yet?"

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Woman with kids at husbands office.

Balancing work and family

'Save us!'

"I'm learning to live with existence."

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

"First break since 2008."

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

'If you take this job, you will need child care... that's my second job.'

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

Hand sanitizer

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

"You take care of the kids, you do the housework and you have a full-time job for which you warn less than a man who does the same? Respect... I can only fly and knock down scoundrels..."

The Working Mum

"No, our company doesn't provide day care or maternity leave."

'sugar and spice my eye.'

"I never had to choose between a baby and a career—I'm a surrogate mother."

"I take it this is your first interview since the start of lockdown?"

"I'm so happy to be back in the workforce I'll never complain out loud again about Mondays."

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."