Mother Returning To Work Mugs

"Being a mum is a full-time job."

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Supermom.

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

"Have you and Tim picked out a name for the career obstacle yet?"

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Woman with kids at husbands office.

Balancing work and family

"I'll go back to school if you go back to the office."

"I'm learning to live with existence."

'Save us!'

"First break since 2008."

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

'Your CV says in your last job you were responsible for...'

Hand sanitizer

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

"You take care of the kids, you do the housework and you have a full-time job for which you warn less than a man who does the same? Respect... I can only fly and knock down scoundrels..."

The Working Mum

'sugar and spice my eye.'

"First day back at work. Don't forget to get some office stationery."

"I'm so happy to be back in the workforce I'll never complain out loud again about Mondays."