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'She thinks of them as her children...'

The Zoo.

The experienced backpacker.

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

Didgeridoo

'I don't do so much of the you-can't catch-me-I'm-the -gingerbread-man material these days...'

'Rigt, now he's going through the spin cycle.'

"Oooh, I know what I want to be when I grow up: Retired!"

Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.

Jack in the box on strike.

That kid's all business.

Puppies

Bouncy Castle. Hey, you kids, get out of my house!

'Being in love with you makes me feel young again, Doris. Will you wait while I go play on the swings?'

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

'Hey, Mom, here comes Frankie's tailor!'

'Don't look so worried I'm only taking you for a walk in the park!'

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

That very night in Frank's office a forest grew.

'See there is enough room to swing a cat in here!'

Art is a pretty picture

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."