Moth Hater Prints

"Bloody moths..."

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

'I hate Mondays.'

"He was orphaned at an early age and raised by two giant moths."

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

She was 'bright'. He kept it 'light'. They couldn't help but be attracted to each other.

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

Science Books. Do you have any books about Lepidoptera? Yes, and would you like to join "The Book of the Moth Club"?

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

Butterfly Sales

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

'You've got me all wrong, baby. I don't want to touch your sweater...I want to eat it.'

Butterflies and moths

Mothematics: The group of sciences that dealt with the quantities, magnitudes, geometries, algebra and calculi of moths.

"Would it have killed him to create a screened-in porch?!"

"Dang it."

Man reading 'Endangered lepidoptera' book, wife says 'The moths in your wallet must be pretty rare!'.

'What did you say? 'The light is nothing but an ordinary streetlamp'? Oh no! My own son is an atheist??!'

We're never going to lose weight if we don't get rid of the fridge light.

...I'm here at the gruesome scene now. Yes, what began as a candlelight vigil,ended in mass tragedy when the thousands of moths in attendance became inexplicably drawn to each other's flames.

The Habits of the Night Moth

'Shall I be moth?'

'Boy I love summer and the beach: So much bare skin to bite!'

'Monday is too far from Friday, yet Friday is too close to Monday.'

"Doctor I think I'm a moth..."

Why moths should not drive at night.

The Moth Menace.

Lepidopterist Heaven

'It's a new federal safety regulation. We have to slide a mattress behind you before we hand you your bill.'

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

Supermoth

'I'm sorry, Marvin, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"