Mosquito Mythbusters Pillows

Zika sexually transmitted

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

Now that we've got all the mosquitoes trapped in here, let's sleep out there.

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

'Romance in Swampland'

"I've already go t a diagnosis from homedoc.com..."

"You'll have to take this medication for the rest of your life, but don't worry it's non-addictive."

"Oh, sure! Blame the monkey!"

'Oh stop complaining, if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!'

Fighting Malaria

This guy smells like he just got the Covid vaccine. Do you think it's safe to bite him?

We've gotten all we can with traditional drilling techniques. What do you know about fracking?

'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

The Mosquito bite left an unsightly bump on Tom's body.

'Mozzie Mozzie Mozzie!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!'

Amazingly, the Red Cross has genetically engineered mosquitoes that bite people then deposit their blood at a blood bank.

The joy of killing a mosquito followed by the despair of realizing it already bit you.

'Gesundheit'

Mosquito Worry About Saturated Fats

"I can't read this scribble. . . ! Just get the usual random boxes off the top shelf. . ."

'I always try to get him to come out and have a drink with me, but noooo...it's always the same excuse about how male mosquitoes don't suck blood. Whatever. I'm over it.'

"Oh, you could say the mosquitoes were out. . ."

'It's alright my previous, it was just a bad dream, there is no super bindweed monster...'

"The trick is to bite them just after they've been to the gym: You get good, well oxygenated blood..."

Mosquito restaurants

A conversation between a golfer and a mosquito. You and I probably use the phrase "getting 18 holes in" differntly.

"Want to go to the dog park for some hors d'ouvres?"

"You spoil that mosquito!"

'I'm the real thing. I'm FROM the West Nile.'

Road work ahead

'Robust overtones of steak and chips with a pronounced cholesterol finish.'

Mosquito Season

"I've invented a cologne that makes cow smell like humans, so mosquitoes are attracted to cows."