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Large Dollar Sign Office Block

A fight in the Boardroom.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"It's not enough being a cat anymore. I want to be a fat cat."

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"I feel I'm doing fine. My sense of net worth is way up this quarter."

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

"Another organization has already researched this, but I'm afraid that if we use it, we won't get as much credit."

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

'He's a great leader...he doesn't care who gets the credit...as long as he gets the money.'

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

'Quick...follow that rainbow.'

'We're in good shape. Nobody understands our financial statement.'

What is possible/what is probable.

What is possible and what is probable.

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

'In the war against full price, we are winning...'

Jumble Sale

'We really like your suggested target of us becoming 'richer than God if God won the lottery'. Any idea how we might get there.'

Man chasing money

Investments: Remember, tis better to have loved money and lost, than never to have loved money at all.