Mortgage Analyst Mugs

A house is carried off in a tornado.

Those who fail to learn from the past will be forced to relive it.

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

'How to time the market' seminar - 2pm, postponed to 3pm, then to 4pm.

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Standard & Poor

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

...I wonder who started the rumour of your resignation?

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

'Competition is good...unless it's too good.'

"Some guy by the name of Bernanke called in. He wants to try and make an emergency soft landing."

Travel looks strong!

Canine Comedians

Pulling The Economy Uphill

'86.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

'Gentlemen-the sweets smell of success!'

The two faces of capitalism.

Chinese Stock Market Crash

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

"It's not my fault! Tariffs on lemon imports have forced me to increase my prices."

"The key to success is knowing what people want. Too bad it isn't knowing what people don't want."

The stock market sky is falling.

"The economic modeling of our economic modeling suggests we need to remodel."