Morning Routine Jester T-Shirts

"My bowels are like clockwork. I go every morning at 6 am. The problem is I don't get out of bed until 7 am..."

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"You owe me five bucks."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

"Just how long has there been a maraschino cherry at the top of the organizational chart?"

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

'Anybody for breakfast?'

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

Is there a spin doctor in the house?

'I want a win-win situation where both wins are ours.'

"Jane is sales, Fred is accounting, and Johnny's song and dance."

'Any questions?'

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

Mom bought the wrong flakes

'When you are done balancing in your chair we will continue the meeting.'

"I don't like these sales figures. Prepare them in another color and font and resubmit them."

'All those in favour of my new proposal say aye. Those against, also say aye.'

"Very good Carter, but when you said you wanted to show us your Powerpoint we assumed you meant presentation!"

'Whoa,Man!...(Phew!)...Boy,that was a close shave!'

'Here Coco. It's another prescription for laughter to be filled.'

"I’ve got to wake up early so I’m just going to wear my clothes for tomorrow to bed."

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

"Give us a minute, honey."

"We're bears you fool, we don't need agendas!"

"We have a clear work/life policy. . . If you have a life, you get more work."

'Company rules, 1.The boss is always right. 2. If the boss is wrong, refer to rule 1.'