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"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"You owe me five bucks."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

"Just how long has there been a maraschino cherry at the top of the organizational chart?"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Is there a spin doctor in the house?

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

'Anybody for breakfast?'

'I want a win-win situation where both wins are ours.'

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

"Jane is sales, Fred is accounting, and Johnny's song and dance."

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

Mom bought the wrong flakes

'Any questions?'

'When you are done balancing in your chair we will continue the meeting.'

"I don't like these sales figures. Prepare them in another color and font and resubmit them."

'All those in favour of my new proposal say aye. Those against, also say aye.'

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

'Whoa,Man!...(Phew!)...Boy,that was a close shave!'

'Here Coco. It's another prescription for laughter to be filled.'

"I’ve got to wake up early so I’m just going to wear my clothes for tomorrow to bed."

"Give us a minute, honey."

"We're bears you fool, we don't need agendas!"

"We have a clear work/life policy. . . If you have a life, you get more work."

'Company rules, 1.The boss is always right. 2. If the boss is wrong, refer to rule 1.'

"As long as there's coffee, life will find a way."