Morning Routine Enthusiasts Prints

'Since we were first married, I vowed I'd never let Jim see me slopping around in the mornings with my hair in curlers!'

'No need to drive me to school, I can walk.'

Dan woke up with really bad bedhead.

'That was fun!'

Back to work...

Future garbage truck driver.

Bird Tweet.

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Fear of news.

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

Tired Barbie

Have you got your make up on yet?

French Early Bird

Alarmistclock

"Great coffee, Carole."

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

'Would you like a push Dear?'

Business man sees himself as a shark

1,572 Performances.

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

So Far So Good

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Big Newspaper Delivery

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

Employee attending a breakfast meeting in his pyjamas.

Waking Up With Rooster.

"It's time to wake up!"

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."