Morning Routine Advocates Prints

"I can't sleep in anymore."

'That was fun!'

Back to work...

Future garbage truck driver.

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

Fear of news.

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

Tired Barbie

"Great coffee, Carole."

Have you got your make up on yet?

Alarmistclock

French Early Bird

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

'Would you like a push Dear?'

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

Business man sees himself as a shark

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

1,572 Performances.

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

So Far So Good

Employee attending a breakfast meeting in his pyjamas.

Waking Up With Rooster.

"It's time to wake up!"

Mom bought the wrong flakes

"Are those my slippers?!"

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."