Morning Routine Dreamer Prints

You're too late. Someone else already seized the day.

'That was fun!'

Back to work...

Future garbage truck driver.

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

Bird Tweet.

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Fear of news.

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

Tired Barbie

French Early Bird

Have you got your make up on yet?

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"Great coffee, Carole."

Alarmistclock

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

1,572 Performances.

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

Business man sees himself as a shark

So Far So Good

Waking Up With Rooster.

Employee attending a breakfast meeting in his pyjamas.

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

Breakfast surreal.