Morning Routines Prints

A man filling up his coffee pot, with his brain as a coffee filter.

Back to work...

"It's the only way I can get myself out of bed in the morning."

"Great coffee, honey!"

Dowsing for Coffee

"It's the same thing every Monday morning. Trust me. . . he'll rise to the occasion."

Monday Checklist.

'Household water use'

'What do you mean, you've had a terrible day? You just got up five minutes ago.'

Good morning!

Fear of news.

Eye-opener

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

"I still jump out of bed every morning. I just don't stick the landing as often."

'yes, up every day at dawn, but there was a shameful time as a teenager when I used to sleep in until noon sometimes...'

Morning Procrastination

'So when this alarm goes off you come and jump on me and lick my face.'

Town crier rings bell for a wake up call.

'Note to myself: Next time I'm wide awake half the night, just get up, DO NOT fall asleep 10 minutes before the alarm goes off!'

"I'm brewing luxury beans in our luxury coffee filter while wearing my luxury bathrobe in our luxury kitchen."

Waking Up With Rooster.

Employee attending a breakfast meeting in his pyjamas.

'But you said to get you up at 6 because you had to wash your hair. . . but you said not matter how much you. . . but. . .'

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

"You should know better than to give a speech in the morning before you've had your coffee."

Sleepwalking to work.

'Do you think we may be holding our new Sunday morning services too early?'

'What time is it? The small hand is on the 6 and the cat's paw is on my chin.'

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"I didn't think this shift was ever going to end, YOU are in for a long day my friend, and water-bottle is going to have to come in early."

Checklist: 1. Rise 2. Coffee 3. Shine

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

'I hope you like it strong.'

'You've come at a bad time. He's in but he hasn't had his muffin and coffee yet.'

'I like waking up every morning to see what opportunities and challenges the new day holds for me.'