Morning Ritual Maestro Pillows

"I'll say no to the kiss this morning, Agnus, you haven't shaved yet."

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Guru.

"Great coffee, Carole."

WHACK!

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

David Attenborough's Morning

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

So Far So Good

"He can't be disturbed right now. He's in a meeting with his first cup of coffee."

"What better way to start your day than to eat and pray before we play!"

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

'Whoa,Man!...(Phew!)...Boy,that was a close shave!'

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

"I’ve got to wake up early so I’m just going to wear my clothes for tomorrow to bed."

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

"Give us a minute, honey."

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'Maybe you just weren't cut out for enlightenment.'

"Are you regular?" "Every morning at 6AM." "That's good." "But I don't wake up until 7."

'I've learned that adding water to coffee only weakens the effect.'

"Take me to your barista."

'Didn't you know that I read the comics every morning before I take the newspaper to Master?'

"You should know better than to give a speech in the morning before you've had your coffee."

'How long has what been going on?'