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"Wow, that's a tough life! Thank goodness I'm not a dairy cow: I couldn't handle the morning shifts..."

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'Hey, wait for me!'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

French Early Bird

Alarmistclock

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

"It's time to wake up!"

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

Early Morning Roll Call.

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

Rooster

Runner's High, Runner's Low

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

'But you distinctly said working breakfast.'

"That's not the morning paper, Storm. That's a subpoena."

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"I have to get up for school early and my alarm clock is broken."

Mans breakfast makes a 'Snap, crackle, pop' sound. He hears his dog's food making a 'Woof, growl, yelp' sound.

Room service.

"I think I'll be wicked today and skip Anthony Lewis."

Just Because it's Tuesday

"I not only have to wake up the cows, I have to wake up the rooster."

'I like waking to music!'

'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.'