Morning Person In A Parallel Universe T-Shirts

"Wow, that's a tough life! Thank goodness I'm not a dairy cow: I couldn't handle the morning shifts..."

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

Bird Tweet.

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'Hey, wait for me!'

French Early Bird

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

Alarmistclock

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

"It's time to wake up!"

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

Early Morning Roll Call.

Everything opens up as a new day begins.

'But you distinctly said working breakfast.'

Runner's High, Runner's Low

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

Rooster

"That's not the morning paper, Storm. That's a subpoena."

"I have to get up for school early and my alarm clock is broken."

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.'

Room service.

"I think I'll be wicked today and skip Anthony Lewis."

Mans breakfast makes a 'Snap, crackle, pop' sound. He hears his dog's food making a 'Woof, growl, yelp' sound.

Just Because it's Tuesday

I realize I'm scarier in the middle of the night, but I was always such a morning person.

'Don't worry, have a nice holiday, I'll cover for you: Once cockadoodledoo at sunrise, any idiot can do that!'