Morning Optimists Prints

Good morning brave new world...

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

Protest

"It all looks fine to me."

'Could I have a doggie bag?'

'We're quite confident this lull won't last long.'

'Look at it this way ... one bad job can can give you all the experience you'll ever need.'

Try not to worry.

To Stock Exchange

Great news! Scientists have cured many, many diseases! They've used new discoveries and innovative techniques to cure inherited liver disease

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. That's a relief! How much can they expect out of your on your first day?

"All of the economic indicators I've seen are pointing up."

Tom's last day.

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

Doom & Gloom

'What the hell is that guy's problem?'

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

Do-over

"There's no limit to what you can do with your life. Just look at me - I'm a chicken who ordered a beer."

Physiotherapist tells Humpty Dumpty: 'OK, you've had a great fall, but we'll have you back on that wall in no time.'

'To be honest, I don't think the garden does need it anymore.'

' 'cock-a-doodle-doo' out of whack!'

World News for 2018

The Manifestation of Dreams

Sports PsychologyBad at Sports Pscyhology.

"Well, one good thing about being crocodiles is that we tend to have the beach to ourselves..."

'Don't give up hope, Steve -- they may decided to relocate a football franchise here!'

Wishing Well 10c. . . Second Wish Free

"What truth can there be, if there is only death?" "Too early for Tolstoy."

'The good news is, my new workplace is in the fresh air...'

"Martin seems to be happy here, but wait 'til he's been here a day."

'On a positive note, we're bottom feeders: We can't go lower than that...'