Morning Optimists Pillows

Good morning brave new world...

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

Protest

'Could I have a doggie bag?'

'We're quite confident this lull won't last long.'

'Look at it this way ... one bad job can can give you all the experience you'll ever need.'

Try not to worry.

To Stock Exchange

"All of the economic indicators I've seen are pointing up."

Doom & Gloom

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

Tom's last day.

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

Do-over

"There's no limit to what you can do with your life. Just look at me - I'm a chicken who ordered a beer."

Physiotherapist tells Humpty Dumpty: 'OK, you've had a great fall, but we'll have you back on that wall in no time.'

'To be honest, I don't think the garden does need it anymore.'

Sports PsychologyBad at Sports Pscyhology.

World News for 2018

' 'cock-a-doodle-doo' out of whack!'

The Manifestation of Dreams

Wishing Well 10c. . . Second Wish Free

"Well, one good thing about being crocodiles is that we tend to have the beach to ourselves..."

"Martin seems to be happy here, but wait 'til he's been here a day."

'Don't give up hope, Steve -- they may decided to relocate a football franchise here!'

'The good news is, my new workplace is in the fresh air...'

"What truth can there be, if there is only death?" "Too early for Tolstoy."

'On a positive note, we're bottom feeders: We can't go lower than that...'

John awoke feeling more optimistic. "I'm not unemployed - I'm self-employed. There's a difference," he lied.