Morning Humorists Mugs

'Early morning is the best time to attack your prey: Before they have the chance to drink their coffee...'

'He's trying to figure out how to install a snooze alarm.'

'He isn't use to getting up this early.'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

'How do you feel when you get up in the morning?' 'Amazed!'

'Household water use'

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

Receiving the early-morning T-mail.

"He doesn't have to worry about his preschool placement - he interviews well."

"Dang it."

'Are you still eating your breakfast? I want to lay the table for lunch.'

'This corn's got dandruff.'

Sometimes the 'Staggers-in-at-4 AM Bird' beats the Early Bird to the worm.

'What time is it? The small hand is on the 6 and the cat's paw is on my chin.'

'Hey Dad - you're shaving with my transistor radio!'

'Oh yeah? Try to sleep in when your dad is a rooster!'

Try to cut down on your salt intake.

'One slice of toast and a bottle of ketchup, please.'

'Cock-a-doodle... don't.'

"Ladies ladies, please. There's enough of me to go around."

"Still a little sleepy, Tiger?"

Listen, Mom - someone in there must be ticklish!

"Chinese food? I'll call it in if you'll pick it up."

'Well, Mr. Grumpy, who got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?'

"Ed woke each morning at dawn to feed his pets, and each morning at dawn, Bruno and Luna frightened Ed. Yaaaaa! Wha? Who's there?!"

'And this one is for first thing in the morning.'

Well, of course, the eggs are fresh this morning.

The Mid Morning Bird

Voice on the webcam to man's dog - You're looking a bit rough this morning, John.

"I hate Daylight Saving Time."

'My wife finally got up early enough to fix me a hot breakfast.'