Morning-after Guru Prints

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

1,572 Performances.

"Are those my slippers?!"

'Do you want toast with that?'

"Harris, I want you to buy up anything that has 'dot com' in their title."

'The Parkinson would be good PR, but should I wear the hair shirt or the sackcloth and ashes?'

"I'm more of a day owl."

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

"Well, it's another brand-new day. What do you say to getting up and looking the damn thing straight in the eye?"

"I still jump out of bed every morning. I just don't stick the landing as often."

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

'Scientists have confirmed that smiling is contagious.'

"Honey, could you pass me the cow."

"Good coffee."

"Was that the crack of dawn, Arthur, or your back?"

"As long as there's coffee, life will find a way."

'If you smiled in the mornings, you'd come up in the ratings, too.'

"And what are those two words that motivate us each and every day?"

'That's the best advice you got? There's no business like show business?'

Wall Street-Os...contains Marshmallow Shaped Bears & Bulls

"I think I'll be more relaxed once my secondary sex characteristics kick in."

"Oh, are you attacking from home today?"

'Good Morning!'

"Morning Gorgeous!"

"We're making you Breakfast in Bed."

"It's amazing the things you see if you wake up an hour earlier than usual!"

'Guess what? The sun came up again today.'

"I don't think coffee's gonna do it. You need batteries or something."

'He LIVES! -- The monster LIVES!'

'Do you have to yell at the boy when he throws the paper?'