Morning Aficionado Prints

'I love the mornings...'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

Non-Power Breakfast

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

1,572 Performances.

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

"Sir, we serve pancakes 297 ways. We don't do plain toast."

'Do you want toast with that?'

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

"A votre sante!"

"Would you like me to warm up your eggs?"

'Household water use'

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

AI Toaster: "What's Einstein's famous equation?"

Good Morning Britain

"If you hurry, you can make the matinée."

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

"Well, it's another brand-new day. What do you say to getting up and looking the damn thing straight in the eye?"

"I'm more of a day owl."

Munch Master.

"I still jump out of bed every morning. I just don't stick the landing as often."

'You're beat. Maybe you need to wake up to a better morning news team.'

'That's strange -- there seems to be a pop-tart in your disk drive.'

"Honey, could you pass me the cow."

Room service.

Cafe society / Nescafe society.

"Now carefully flip one side of the omelette..."

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

"Good coffee."

'You're listening to no repeat radio where we never play the same song twice! Yeah! No repeat radio! Where you'll never hear the same song twice! Only on no repeat radio!'

'Welcome aboard, Peterson. I understand we're going to be working together!'