Morning Aficionado Prints

'I love the mornings...'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

Non-Power Breakfast

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

"Sir, we serve pancakes 297 ways. We don't do plain toast."

1,572 Performances.

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

"Would you like me to warm up your eggs?"

'Do you want toast with that?'

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

"A votre sante!"

'Household water use'

AI Toaster: "What's Einstein's famous equation?"

"If you hurry, you can make the matinée."

"Well, it's another brand-new day. What do you say to getting up and looking the damn thing straight in the eye?"

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

"I'm more of a day owl."

Munch Master.

'You're beat. Maybe you need to wake up to a better morning news team.'

"I still jump out of bed every morning. I just don't stick the landing as often."

"Honey, could you pass me the cow."

Room service.

"Now carefully flip one side of the omelette..."

Cafe society / Nescafe society.

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

'That's strange -- there seems to be a pop-tart in your disk drive.'

"Good coffee."

'Welcome aboard, Peterson. I understand we're going to be working together!'

'Tomorrow morning I would like breakfast in bed.'