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"Rex hates getting up in the mornings."

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

Bird Tweet.

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

Alarmistclock

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

1,572 Performances.

'Do you want toast with that?'

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

"It's time to wake up!"

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

Early Morning Roll Call.

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

Hallowe'en wake up call

Rooster

"When I said 'I'm leaving' this morning I meant for the office"

"Well, it's another brand-new day. What do you say to getting up and looking the damn thing straight in the eye?"

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

"I'm more of a day owl."

Vanity artist

"That's not the morning paper, Storm. That's a subpoena."

"I still jump out of bed every morning. I just don't stick the landing as often."

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"I have to get up for school early and my alarm clock is broken."

I realize I'm scarier in the middle of the night, but I was always such a morning person.

Mans breakfast makes a 'Snap, crackle, pop' sound. He hears his dog's food making a 'Woof, growl, yelp' sound.

"Honey, could you pass me the cow."

Room service.